dirty helmet

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.

Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.

by JBFP May 28, 2008

pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

Helenise

To 'make random'

If one sticks their tongue out... it is a 'Helenism' and therefore to 'helenise.

by Youcanseeit2 March 19, 2009

helenius

A complete fucktard who can’t resist from sucking big fat juicy dick. Fugly, gay, and chunky too, nobody likes a helenius.

Look at that kid, he must be a helenius

by NoXhill106 June 29, 2017

Helen

A very pretty girl who likes a boy whose name begins in k.Has a nice booty and big boobs

I can't believe helen

by Jada Broomfield February 8, 2018

hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019

Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004