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upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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marathon-hangover

The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)
I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.
by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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No-hangover

A remix of the famous drink ”Skinny Bitch”. In the same vain that a ”Skinny Bitch” is healthy due to just containing sparkling water and vodka (making it low carb), ”No-hangover” also contains sparkling water and vodka, but also adds a hydration/electrolyte tablet.

Ingredients used:

1 shot of vodka
1 cup of sparkling water (natural or citrus)
1 Hydration/Electrolyte tablet

Pro-tip:

Match the flavor of the tablet to the sparkling water for the best concealment of the alcohol aftertaste.
-Dude, last night got me totally thrashed!

-Yea, I can tell. You should’ve ordered a No-hangover or two from the bartender.
by Alfred Swahn April 23, 2022
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Heartbreak Hangover

The feeling you get the next morning after being broken up with where you feel hungover but not from alcohol, but rather the flood of tears cried the night before. Treatments include an ice roller for puffiness, electrolytes for hydration and a pair of big sunglasses to cover your puffy eyes. Long term effects may apply
Becky: “Sasha, you look like shit, are you okay?”
Sasha: “Not really, Jordan broke up with me last night and I have a bad case of heartbreak hangover”
by ProfessionalOversharer March 1, 2022
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gaming hangover

When a Person or People go on a gaming spree for a long Period of time without stopping and the effects last one-two days
Friend: Dude you look like shit
Friend(2): Sorry, I'm kinda recovering from a (Gaming hangover)
by Lol love ya October 7, 2016
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Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.
For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!
by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017
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