Holden

Fat,handsome, big dick

Leo kumar: Omg that guys fat and really hot
Anson: I know thats Holden!

by Shrimp247 February 10, 2022

Holden

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.

"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"

by HoldenLover February 12, 2022

Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.

Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??

by holden_b February 13, 2022

Holden

HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymoose 360 NO SCOPE 69420 March 7, 2022

Holden

To some people he's your best friend, to others he's your worst nightmare!

(I typed this one Ian)

"Holden is my best friend!" screamed Ian
"Holden tried to kill me once!!!" replied Oliver

by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 17, 2022

Hilderbranding

The act of saying the most ridiculous shit in a vain attempt to remain relevant.

"5G was invented by the lizard people who run the government."
"Dude, stop Hilderbranding."

Named for Murdoch Media opinion writer Joe Hilderbrand

by Snappahed April 2, 2022

holden

a very small man

"Holden is very small" -Aiden 2019

by TeJaquel April 8, 2022