Gutterfunk

A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.

I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.

by Inmyglassprison April 22, 2011

gutted pumpkin

worn out pussy

that girl is so wore out she looks like a gutted pumpkin

by Richard May 8, 2003

Burton Guster

The best friend of Shawn Spencer in Psych. Nobody could ever be a best friend like him.

1: Hey how good is your friend from 1 to 10?
2: They’re a Burton Guster type of friend
1: I- What- How- HOW DID YOU GET A FRIEND THAT GOOD?!

by SomeRandomRose May 14, 2021

Four Letter Friend Getter

1)A euphemism for the F-bomb

Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!

by DMDreamer February 23, 2011

gotter

Synonymous with 'have'.

Tim: Do you have that song?
Steve: Nah i don't gotter it.

by dukenemesis September 26, 2008

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author

Kirsty Banks

by Brother Number One May 7, 2004