Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Guinea

Guinea is a part of Gloucester county Virginia that is home to British watermen who isolated themselves in the marshes after the revolutionary war. Due to the isolation the Guinea men have developed their own culture and almost an unrecognizable dialect. They are some of the best watermen on the bay but also the craziest fuckers I’ve ever met.

Mama always told me never to drive through Guinea at night. Those inbred fucks will chop me up and put me in a crab pot.

by Chesapeake01 March 18, 2022

Gitel

The biggest slut of the world..
Uses the boys for her own use..
Often termed as Didi!!

Stay aware.. Gitel is coming to use you

by Ghee-tel March 30, 2022

guineviere

Ugly stupid brat

Guineviere has no friends

by Novel472 May 9, 2022

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

guidette

There are many definitions on this site that try to depict what exactly a guidette is, but for the record, I am here to straighten it out, once and for all. First and foremost and contrary to popular belief, The original guidettes and guidos were NOT Italian Americans. They were actually people of SPANISH DECENT. The truth, which many Italians don't wish to admit is that just like most of rock and roll music was stolen from the African American culture, So to was the Guidette and Guido look and demeanor. This look, style and subculture actually was born in QUEENS NY and was popular in LATIN CULTURE during the mid to late 80s. White suburban women (Mostly Italian) saw the way these Spanish women dressed ie: The makeup, the hair, the clothing, and same with the Spanish men (the swanky dress shirts, jeans and jackets) then took those looks and brought it Back to their towns and suburbs, and tried to make it their own. TV Shows like Jersey Shore only intensified this belief and perpetuated the stereotype. The same thing can be said about the music that they (the ITALIANS) love to listen to called "Freestyle" back in the day it was not called this, it was referred to as "Classic Dance" and 99.9% of all the original freestyle singers were in fact LATIN. ie: Johnny O, Cynthia, Lisa Lisa etc.

Look at that Italian Girl trying to be a guidette. Often imitated but never duplicated.

by DJ Greg G September 14, 2022

Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter

person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*

by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022