Gifthole

A douchebag that signs their name to a friend's or significant other's present when the person is to lazy to buy themsleves.

My boyfriend is such a gifthole. I stood in line for almost an hour at the mall to get a gift while he just played video games at gamestop.

by spinner21 December 23, 2009

Giftgasm

The squeal or gasp when on the receiving end of a kick-ass gift, refers to the general excitement of unwrapping a present. Can also be faked for politeness.

Joan let out a ear-ringing giftgasm when she unwrapped her new diamond ring for her 20th anniversary.

Kyle faked a giftgasm after receiving a homemade sweater from his grandmother.

by jonnykoolkid December 27, 2010

Griff in Lock

when ice, dirt or other goopy things get in a locked door
therefore prohibiting unlocking it.

tommy: there's so much griff in this lock that were trapped out here!

sally: dam that griff in lock!

by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010

Griffin Jib

The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.

Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.

by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011

gifty friend

a person invited to parties just for their gifts; could be a great gift giver

We need a list for the baby shower. Lets make a list of your gifty friends. Babies need a lot of stuff.

by Catza September 21, 2011

Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

Griffelfish

Someone who looks and/or acts like Louis Griffel, in other words; liking a bunch of people out of his or her league, thinking they're good at something they're terrible at but finding a way to become in charge of it and then ruining it.

"This dude in charge of the dance committee totally wrecked Prom!"
"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's such a Griffelfish."

by Evvuh January 20, 2012