grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

groundfreak

This term was first used when Sam H had a large quantity of alcohol at a New Years' Eve party many years ago. Sam subsequently spent the entire evening vomitting into a kitchen sink, and followed this by walking home with his head slumped towards the ground. A groundfreak can therefore be somebody who has had too many drinks, but can also be used in a number of other situations. For example, if an individual is wishing to be alone for sustained periods of time, or becomes reluctant to participate in certain activities, they can be said to be groundfreaking. Furthermore, a groundfreak can be a person who is upset, tired or complaining a lot. The term has become somewhat of a cult saying in British universities.

I'm not sure what's up with Nathan, he's being a groundfreak.

Matt isn't coming out to play football today, he's groundfreaking.

by David Mirra June 21, 2006

grundeledge

Any combination of putrid,distasteful, messy,grimy, rotten, hairball,or offensive matter.

Dude, don't step in that grundeledge with those new boots!

grime
grease
vomit
garbage
slime

by Janmeister February 16, 2010

Grond

1. a huge iron battering ram in the shape of a wolf; 150 ft. long, 60 ft. high.
2. the biggest penis you have ever seen.

That dude over there has a huge Grond!

by Jeffrey Paul August 26, 2005

grundel

The space of epidermis constituting the area betwixt the anal opening and the scrotum of a male, although a female also has a significantly smaller area of equal definition(substituting vaginal crevice instead of scrotum, of course). See also The New Jersey.

I loved the face my girlfriend made as she tongued my grundel. The amount of pleasure was infinitely excellent.

by Santa Claus December 8, 2003

elevated grounds

A Los Angeles California based underground hip hop group, which was formed in 1998.

Yo that group Elevated Grounds is sick twisted dawg.

by Young Chu October 1, 2005

grundelberry

The wicked stepsister of the dingleberry. Formed when one has diarreah or other digestive ailment, the grundelberry is a vulgar clump of human excrement that forms in small balls around hairs found in the human grundle.

Ex. When one goes to Taco Bell and eats three 1/2 lb Beef Combo Burritos, one will experiance gastro-intestinal defiance leading to grundelberry infestation of the grundel.

by Matthew MacKenzie July 25, 2008