gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Grabel

An individual who quite literally died, but somehow came back. This guy can literally handle
More substances in his body than the store rooms in a pharmacy. He's pretty small but when you piss him off you activate his "years of snorting adderall and bench pressing" mode which is fucking scary. He likes to mess with people for fun and picks up dead rats and shit, but if you were in any sort of trouble he'd help you. He tries to act like an asshole, but he's been known to pray for some kids family even if he hated the kid. He's either Jewish or satanist. No one can really tell. Hes a retarded genius.

What the fuck is grabel doing?
Idk he took some weird pills now he's licking everything

by Different hero April 12, 2016

golden gate george washinton bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper

I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

by djo December 19, 2004

bill gates

If you have negativity about this one, get over it because you wouldn't even be able to use this medium unless it were for bill gates biatch.

any loser who hates on bill gates "this all sucks and everything is bill gates fault but i'm going to continue to support him by using his products anyway because i'm a douche"

by scottissery December 28, 2005

Gatekeepers

Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.

Gatekeepers work to prevent conception

horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm

Gatekeepers are contraceptive

I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome

As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.

She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.

Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.

Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her

The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers

Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.

If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.

When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.

by bluntlier July 9, 2012

Gate

Two people of the same gender who are seen out on a date. Mixture of the words "gay" and "date"

Aw, Marvin and Luke are gating now!

Look at those two guys over there...think they're gating?

by Lineyjoe May 9, 2005

gatecrash

To "accidentally" insert your penis into a female companion's anus during vaginal intercourse. Often performed during doggie style

Mike F: What happened to that sidepiece you were seeing?

Ty: We broke up. I totally gatecrashed her the other day and she wasn't having it. She didn't believe it was an accident.

by bizarro_stormy April 11, 2010