Ghost Beard 

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.

Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.

Ghost Beard by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013

ghost streaks 

The white streaks a girl leaves in her underwear after she has been wet

Rupert: "Oi man, I pulled down her knickers and they were full of ghost streaks!"

Richard: "Fuck she must want the d bad bro!"

ghost streaks by ru4u June 23, 2013

Ghost E-Mail 

When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.

Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.

Ghost E-Mail by sieffy13 October 30, 2013

ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.

Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

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ghost charge by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014

Ghost nap 

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.

Ghost nap by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

Ghost Fucker 

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

Ghost Fucker by JakeTheSake June 5, 2016

Ghosted and haunted 

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.

That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.

Ghosted and haunted by reluctant liar May 23, 2016