Front Calves

Basically your shins

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more

by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016

war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

by pompenguin December 6, 2016

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

front but

When a female has a "stanky" pussy, or has a very fat pussy resulting in the look of a but in the front of your pants.

Applies to all women

1• Female I can smell your front but from here .

2• damn look at the front but on that fat bitch.

by Q-town definer December 10, 2016

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017