Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seatermug. When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back
by Ghost me November 10, 2020
Get the pleasure in the front and party in the backmug. A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the front-lawn storefrontmug. Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park
by Ratley February 16, 2022
Get the cash up frontmug. The act of acting like you are somebody else.
To think and act like you are a badass
when you are not.
To think and act like you are a badass
when you are not.
by Smooveboigravy June 25, 2019
Get the Cara Frontmug. by JimmyTheSmack March 8, 2019
Get the Front Buttermug. Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.
- refuses to take naps on any trip.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.
- refuses to take naps on any trip.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seatermug.