Filter Packer

Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.

Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?

by Officialbuttsniffer November 25, 2017

filthy Maria

Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though

by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017

filthy memer

All the people who wanted Ridley and Waluigi in Smash Bros Ultimate.

Eat shit, you filthy memers! He's never getting in!

by anon-91095 June 17, 2018

filthtastic

Fantastic in a beautifully filthy way

He came on her panties and left them filthtastic

by Morbabe June 24, 2018

Filthy Pogo Stick

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick

Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night

by fatmaverick24 July 16, 2018

filthter

That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.

Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018