forceps story

a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.

That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!

by Dgriff November 13, 2014

Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015

Coward force

A derogative term for the police who are taught to shoot anyone who makes any sudden moves. In almost all cases it is just some guy reaching for his wallet. If anyone is that much of a coward they shouldn't even be on the force.

The coward force shot John the other night when her reached in the glove compartment to show to them his car registration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010

Horse Force

When getting caught between 2 ugly fat girls that want to have a three some at a bar

I Almost got into a Horse Force last night at the bar

by chupacabra Smiles May 20, 2011

G-Forces

A slang for a pair of Nike Air Force 1 , nicknamed after Overlord_Fate A.K.A Overlord Da Rula

Aye bruh , I’m about to get these custom white G-Forces

by Papi Deshy September 24, 2019

Ginyu Force

The dudes who connected JoJo to Dragon Ball.

Hey bruv, the Ginyu Force is a JoJo reference because they do funny poses!

by dio brando999 October 29, 2020

DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

by Wyeth October 3, 2009