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The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory
"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
mugGet the The floor is not lavamug.

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
by JPSnC February 22, 2021
mugGet the Floor Babymug.

Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink
by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025
mugGet the Put that straw to the floormug.

Boxie on the floor

A phrase commonly used on playgrounds by school children to describe dioramas made from shoe boxes.
Child #1: BOXIE ON THE FLOOR, BOXIE ON THE FLOOR!
Child #2: That's my project, my dad made it for me last night.
by Boxie Man Man October 19, 2009
mugGet the Boxie on the floormug.

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
by ezfe December 28, 2023
mugGet the Floor Goblinmug.

Floor-it-duh

Da "flat as da FLOOR" most-south-eastern U.S. state where everyone cluelessly "FLOORS it" like it's da Utah salt-flats!
Seeing as how da Daytona 500 is held in Floor-it-duh, it's little wonder dat said "peninsula state" has so many highballin' motorists who love to use said pancake-terrained principality as a huge racetrack!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
mugGet the Floor-it-duhmug.

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
mugGet the Floor hippiemug.

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