A phrase said when you're no longer needed at your job either because you screwed up or you failed the elections and you clearly need to leave.
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by Randy and the J-bo June 6, 2005
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First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
by Nick B2 September 14, 2008
Get the Exploding High Five mug.The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Barney Stinson.
Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!
by Barney Stinson January 2, 2007
Get the phone-five mug.When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.
by Duke January 22, 2003
Get the uhholy low-five mug.A Knucks intercepted by a high five, usually involving a parent trying to be cool and an adolescent. Often followed by a period of confusion and feeble attempts to hide parental misjudgement. Best example on the TV show Cash Cab.
"...'Smores is correct!"
"WOO! Ya!" (Cash Cab High Five, Followed by a loss of respect for parental guardian.)
"WOO! Ya!" (Cash Cab High Five, Followed by a loss of respect for parental guardian.)
by Dave Kaminski / Ryan Mass October 16, 2007
Get the Cash Cab High Five mug.You and a friend are giving a lady a spit-roast. She is bent over giving your friend a blow job and you are doing hr from behind. Without her noticing, you give each other a (quiet) high five, otherwise known as a 'cheeky high five'
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