fit

We all know that a shart is when one expects to fart, and the result is a startlingly liquified shit. Well, a fit is simply just the opposite. You have the urge to take a shit; yet you fart, and suddenly you are instantly relieved.

A: That was quick.
B: We’ll, I was on my way to take a dump, but I fitted instead.

by magaronis October 26, 2022

piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 5, 2010

Reflexion Gym and Fitness

Taking care of fitness for every age. Offers gym, cardio, zumba, aerobics, yoga .

Always maintains your fitness. A pro at getting everyday stated.

Fitness isn't a fitness without Reflexion gym and fitness

by Reflexionate November 24, 2021

fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 6, 2022

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023