1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1: A simple scale men use to judge a woman's looks

2: An outdated (backwards) model that was replaced with the newer 10-1 scale directly relating to the suggested number of drinks one should imbibe prior to sex with a particular woman.

Example:

1: Goddess - Aphrodite herself incarnate (Typically subjective by a large margin) the single drink is merely a suggestion for preparing oneself to game such a creature.
2: Extremely Attractive - Two drinks should have you ready to spit some serious game.
3: Very Attractive - Three drinks should be your ideal mark for pulling one of these beauties.
4: Still Pretty Hot - After 4 drinks she's a supermodel and you can still drive home!
5: Above Average - Perfect wife material! 5 drinks a day keeps the divorce attorney away!
6: Average - Lube thoroughly before use.
7: Below Average - Its all fun until your friends find out.
8: Eight-Ball - Nothing good happens after 8 drinks...
9: Twilight Zone - You've entered the twilight zone. You better hope you can still escape upon sunrise!
10: Death March - Leaving with this woman is like going to your own funeral. 10 drinks deep and she still looks repulsive! we suggest something more potent, like Heroine or Quaaludes if you are gonna take this girl home.

Hey what number would you give Hillary Clinton on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?

Whoa! Hillary is a CHICK??

by RKGCNC December 8, 2016

transgender female

Another (more cumbersome) way to say "trans woman." Someone who the doctor/parents assumed was a boy when they were born (also known as assigned male at birth or AMAB) but has since discovered they're actually a woman.

Yeah, you could call me a transgender female, but that sounds kind of clinical, and a lot of people that use that kind of phrasing are being dismissive or derogatory, so I prefer trans woman.

by vicimgd June 20, 2019

female essence

That essence you smell while eating a pussy. Its the essence that females emit when orgasming.

Uhh, oh yeah, oooh I smell some of that FEMALE ESSENCE

by alksdjfklasdjfkasjd;flajskdflk June 9, 2018

Femke

A LITERALL QUEEN WHO IS MY FRIEND SO BACK OFF BITCHES

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by comeoverwhenyouresober March 26, 2019

Female

The nice way to say bitch, when around a “female”😂

Ay vato, I was with that female Keisha last night and that female fucking tried cutting my dick off, that female loco homes!

by SleepingJay March 29, 2019

The female doe salt lick

When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants

dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic

by guakamillio July 27, 2012

Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 7, 2016