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Sextual Relations

The act of pleasuring one self to pictures sent via SMS text messages.
I did in-fact have sextual relations with that woman, she was sending pics all night!!
by wollyyy May 4, 2010
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felating

The infinitive form of the act of felatio.
Using one's tongue, lips, and/or any part of the mouth to lubricate, stimulate, and give pleasure to the genitals of another person, i.e. eating pussy, sucking dick, munching box, giving head, muff diving.
I just about dropped a brown brick when I caught Jenny fucking Wollack felating my boyfriend's cock!

Ben and Brad spent the night felating each other's throbbing dicks by the open fire.

Last Sunday, Tammy came over to Coleen's to Netflix and chill, but halfway through the movie, they found themselves felating one another's clits for what seemed like hours until they simultaneously burst with orgasmic pleasure.

Sarah couldn't help but ask to be felated in return by her bff Tommy.
by CookBoxPro May 17, 2016
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Relationshits

Nervous verbal diarrhoea usually to do with a blossoming romance, often a sign of being bad at relationships, or in a case more annoying for the friends of the relationshitter- a smitten kitten. A bad case of the relationshits will often lead to the relationships downfall, as its can often be misunderstood as possessiveness/obsessivness or in the other extreme- being a 'commitaphobe'.
Smitten Kitten- 'ooh my boyfriend is so cute, the other day he said hi and did this really cute thing with...' Relationshits.

Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.
by BlatentlySingle October 8, 2011
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felatio boy

The derrogatory name that one would use to call "a male" they didn't like in particular. This "male" may or may not actually be homosexual, but will sure get laughs out of your crowd.

Term used to call out someone, a male, who you think is gay
David to Mike- Man, felatio boy, I heard you were sucking on Bills cock last evening in the locker room after the game

Boy that queer Ryan is such a felatio boy. I heard hes sucking a cherry popsicle every chance he gets.
by Da Mothership III December 31, 2008
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fellationship

A long-term faux-relationship, where one or both participants are using the other for sex.
"What do you guys know about Kelly's boyfriend?"
"Oh, that's not her boyfriend. They're in a fellationship."
by ashleyd April 10, 2008
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Relationship

(n.) The greatest thing anyone could ever experience

(n.) The most painful thing anyone could ever experience
My relationship is amazing.

My relationship is failing.
by Miggyc123 September 7, 2015
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Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.
Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.
by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011
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