The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
Get the cat fartmug. A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
Get the Tofu-Fartmug. by St. God January 16, 2011
Get the Fart Biscuitmug. by Shamann July 6, 2004
Get the Whiskey Fartmug. A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"
"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009
Get the Carload of Fartsmug. When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
Get the Assassination Fartmug. fart part
A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
by The Commune August 9, 2019
Get the fart partmug.