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Fairy floss

The wrong way to say cotton candy. Used in Australia.
Did you hear that Aussie call cotton candy, Fairy Floss?!
by your_moms_old_lederhosen December 14, 2018
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Fairy Dust

When you blow a hot load in your hand, you let it dry, you crush it into fine powder, then sprinkle it all over your women.
by underdogg July 1, 2006
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Fairytale

Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll
Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....That was a Fairytale
by Nipponlesbos October 18, 2008
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Fairysics

The study of the fundamental particles of homosexuality. The sole pioneer of this field was Katherine MC. Katie M.'s work includes the discovery of dykons and queerons and the creation of the Standard Model of Faggotry. The field of Fairysics still has some questions to answer, such as some gaps in the theory that have been filled with gooey, salty, mysterious particles known as bikerdykons and cockgobblerons, which haven't been found yet.
Fairysics, in short, states that an individual's sexuality is defined by the presence of dykons and queerons in the body. Heterosexual males have a substantial amount of queerons, while heterosexual females have a similar amount of dykons. Homosexuality occurs when an individual has an imbalance (i.e. gay men have too many queerons and lesbians have too many dykons). A person's libido is affected by the overall amount of either subatomic particle. For instance, the asexual has virtually none of either dykons or queerons and bisexuality is simply a balance in dykon and queeron levels. Now, these subatomic particles are constantly being absorbed and emitted by people, which is why it's so dangerous to be around too many homosexuals of the same gender if you wish to remain straight -- it is a phenomenon known as gaydiation. The detection of this is called "Gaydar," although not everyone possesses this (mainly it is inherent among homosexuals and lesbians, although some scientists agree there is a certain degree of gaydar within some heterosexuals). Experiments by the military are currently under way to harness this gaydiation into some sort of gayzer. It would be wrist-mounted, and fired by the wrist-flick gesture, with a lispy voice pronouncing "Thap! You're Gay!". Current models have Fabulous Factors of around 50, but there are plans to create a Gay-bomb which would spread gaydiation quickly and turn everyone within a few square kilometers into Liberachi, though some models describe victims as having the appearance of Elton John.
by Alexander G. Huckman September 18, 2008
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Fairy Tits

Very Intense
That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!
by SpoR April 8, 2011
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Fairy Tail Syndrome

Fairy Tail Syndrome is a state of mind of which a person is experiencing life from the inner workings of their own mind. They feel trapped, alone, sad, and not sure how to react to the world around them. On the outside, they are on auto-pilot. All they want is someone to come and safe them.

Fairy Tail syndrome can appear after a traumatic experience, such as the death of a loved one.

People can be in this state for days, months, or even years.
After my Aunt died, I had fairy tail syndrome for a month.
by BuddyThomas January 20, 2018
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Fairy Dairy

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay
I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.
by Charliemademe July 13, 2018
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