mother fucker

When you stubb your toe

" MU-th-aa FFFFuu-ccckk-errrrrrrr"

by Joey May 12, 2003

fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.

Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch

by Austin January 6, 2004

eat dick, fucker

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

by josh70 January 6, 2009

fockers

to be used in exchange of fu*kers, bast*rds, or a$$holes

Hey, those fockers stole my car!

by Alicia V. September 12, 2003

Cat fucker

- some who wanks on or fucks cats

-Izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker.

by Parade June 26, 2008

uncle fucker

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

by Clark Potter December 13, 2003

pillow fucker

A person who has sex with a pillow. Generally these people are virgin males who can't "score" with an actual woman. So, he must make do with his pillow.

Gah...I can't believe I'm thirty years old and still a pillow fucker.

by Michael O. November 20, 2004