Fastbook

1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.

Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."

Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"

Bryce- "Exactly bro."

by ol221 February 12, 2012

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

fastfed

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

by John Feldman October 27, 2004

fastizio

a word made up by Peter Griffin of Family Guy in an effort to show up Brian's drug rehabilitaion therapist.

"Well you, madam, are a fastizio. There, see, I can make up words, too."

by Peter Winchell September 6, 2005

fastu

Founding member of Fastu's Laundromat. A celebrity parody artist. The craziest guy ever to hit the internet.

That fastu is such a good faker and so damn funny he makes me laugh my ass off of my back.

by Larry Steiner August 27, 2006

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017