cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 3, 2010

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 6, 2004

Fart Wash

Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.

I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!

by moleary70 September 1, 2011

Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012