Facebook Hero 

When someone on Facebook makes a status that nobody gives a fuck about and they think they are being a hero instead of actually helping, pissing off everyone who reads the status. These people are known to be big drama queens who just want attention.

Person 1: Look at beckys status again
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?

example of a status:

See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3

Facebook Hero by Lolbuttz May 24, 2012

Facebook Jockey 

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.

- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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Facebook Jockey by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013

Facebook Professor 

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

Facebook Professor by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.

Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.

Facebook liberal by bubba luva March 20, 2017

Facebook Hero 

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.

As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.

Facebook Hero by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017

Facebook cock block 

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.

Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"

Facebook cock block by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008

Facebook Marriage 

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke

Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....

Facebook Marriage by Chris V2 June 25, 2009