non-existant

what other things are, absolutely nothing/0.

other things are non-existant.

by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025

pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.

My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.

by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026

Lesbian exit

Leaving through a windows.

We didn't see her leave, she must have done a Lesbian exit.

The window's broken, someone must have done a Lesbian exit

by McL1008 February 28, 2026

Illogical Existence Theory

The existential application: existence itself may be illogical—the fact that there is something rather than nothing, that beings exist who can ponder their own existence, that consciousness arises from matter and then questions matter—none of this is logically necessary or even logically coherent. Illogical Existence Theory suggests that existence is a mystery that logic cannot dissolve. The question "why is there something rather than nothing?" has no logical answer; existence just is, illogically, inexplicably, miraculously. Logic can analyze existence but cannot ground it.

Illogical Existence Theory "You demand a logical reason for existence. Illogical Existence Theory says: there is none. Existence doesn't need a reason; it just is. Your demand for logical foundations is human, not cosmic. The universe exists—illogically, gratuitously, inexplicably. That's not a problem to solve; it's a mystery to live."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

Irrational Existence Theory

The existential claim that existence itself is irrational—not just inexplicable but actively absurd, self-contradictory, impossible to fully rationalize. We exist, but existence has no reason. We seek meaning, but meaning isn't given. We are subjects in a world of objects, minds in a world of matter—a contradiction lived, not solved. Irrational Existence Theory embraces this: existence is irrational, and the only authentic response is to live fully in that irrationality, without pretending to resolve it.

Irrational Existence Theory "Why do we exist? No reason. Why is there suffering? No answer. Why do we love, knowing we'll lose? No explanation. Irrational Existence Theory says: existence is irrational—get used to it. The point isn't to solve the irrationality but to live it, to love anyway, to create meaning in the face of meaninglessness. That's not despair—that's courage."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.

Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.

by NYCboys May 25, 2025

Grand Existing

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.

This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.

by Woke Seed May 30, 2025