wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Eddie

Verb. To aggressively lose patience when provoked by another’s arrogance.

The customer eddied the driver ahead of him when he refused to move his car.

by Sky’s The Limit August 3, 2022

o eddie

to overdose on eddie izzard videos.

i've o eddied. cake, please!

by blinkity blank club November 12, 2008

Eddy

A cool as nigga who eats too much

You see that nigga eating that's a Eddy

by Wwwwwwsuhjbhyuhklp October 16, 2019

Eddie

the coolest guy you'll ever meet, he will care for you and help you when your down. he will always be there in the good and bad times. hes mainly short and plays video games but he's very smart and popular, he plays soccer and doesn't care who tf you are he will care more than anyone. never ever lose him because you will regret ever losing such an amazing person. cheer him up when he feels down and support him in anyway. Eddie if you see this.... have a nice birthday ^^

Person1: " hey do you know eddie? "
person2: " omg yes! he's the sweetest person i've ever met! "

by hahagg100% May 16, 2023

Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

Eddie

To widen ones mouth as far as possible whilst saying the word “Eddie” in reference to the scene from The Sopranos.

Eddie....oh my Christ

by Eddie.... December 27, 2019