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National slap your ex day

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019
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National Text your Ex day

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything
Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations
by Marie james June 13, 2020
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your ex intersex

gage: your mom gay
bob:your dad lesbian
gage:*bones shatter*
gage: your granny tranny
bob:*liver shuts down*
bob:your grandpap a trap
gage:your brothers a mother
bob:*brain haemorrhages*
bob: your sister a mister
gage: your ex intersex
bob:*spontaneously combusts*
by boistori__________gage March 20, 2018
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hate your ex

Www. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH . COM

Website where people bash their ex anonymously

the top stories are hilarious

comment on other peoples shitty ex's
I hate your ex too!
by hateyourexexex October 23, 2010
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skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend
I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.
by tom March 19, 2003
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super-ex

1)The ex girlfriend or boyfriend who you have the longest, most tumultuous or perhaps most interesting history with.

2) The ex boyfriend or girlfriend you had the hardest time getting over.
1)
Tiffany: Christina and Mike broke up at Disneyland and got back together after Mike filled her house with an entire garden of flowers

Chrystal: Yeah and after that Mike found her in bed with his best friend.

Tiffany: Those two are super-exes for sure.

2)
Derek: Dude where's Brad?

Chris: He's out with Tiffany.

Derek: Isn't that his super-ex?

Chris: Yeah man we had to pull him off of her front lawn at 3 in the morning after she dumped him.
by exploding boy45 June 24, 2010
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your ex

a living organism that will soon not be classified as 'living', other terms include dumbass,jackass,bitch,pussy,ect.
me: oh look its your ex!
you:bitch
me: lets hope he keeps that title
by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020
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