Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.

Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."

by AsexyPronz April 28, 2008

semi erect penis

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.

Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.

by dew dogg May 27, 2006

massive erectionism

When a person with down syndrome takes too many viagra and has a huge erection because they have an extra chromosome only in their penis.

Chad believes in massive erectionism

by Pat2188 April 11, 2008

erectoral vote

Voting with your dick.

I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.

by plukkert April 17, 2009

erect scrotum

In my world, nobdy has a penis, only two testicles in a scrotum; during the act of sexual intercourse, the scrotum becomes erect, sticks up, hardens, and one it has been placed inside the vagina, expands and explodes, shooting the testicles up the vagina, concieving a baby. the srotum and testicles grow back overnight.

My erect scrotum was so big, SHE nearly exploded.

by Holden M'balls January 19, 2008

Sensible Erection

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

erector set

something used to cause a massive boner

im horny, let me go get my erector set

by condom head October 11, 2003