dutch rudder

when a man grabs his dick and someone works his arm for him kinda like a hand job but the person giving it doesnt have to grab the dick

my buddy tom gave me a dutch rudder last night

by mclovin666 April 4, 2009

Dutch Lever

When someone holds a man's outright arm and moves it up and down like the lever of a water pump. The man, with his other hand masturbates himself accordingly.

Despite it's simplicity, I will never in my life attempt the dutch lever.

by Jstat January 20, 2009

Dutch Rainbow

Opening a collection of hard-core jazz mags at your favourite pages. Then arranging them in an arc in front of you. Kneel down and bash away.

"You alright mate - you look like you've seen a ghost?"
"I just walked in on my Dad - he had a dutch rainbow on the go."

by Dog-strain December 14, 2009

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser

Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!

by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Dutch Legs

Having thicker legs than most people due to proportionally short legs compared to a person's height. Dutch legs are often accompanied by a longer torso.

I can't fit into those jeans. The waist fits fine, but I've got Dutch legs!

by Dutch Man November 20, 2010

Dutch Omelete

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.

I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.

by Blumpking2 August 16, 2008

Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

by dong slayer October 13, 2009