Jstat's definitions

UPO

Unidentified Phallic Object. A flying saucer with a penis.

The UPOs penis was flapping against it's underside as it zoomed across rural America.

by Jstat January 20, 2009

Dutch Lever

When someone holds a man's outright arm and moves it up and down like the lever of a water pump. The man, with his other hand masturbates himself accordingly.

Despite it's simplicity, I will never in my life attempt the dutch lever.

by Jstat January 20, 2009