Duck Law

After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.

Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those

Leland: What? No you don't

Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro

Leland: Your not ganna win!

Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here

by BBryant November 25, 2009

ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

duck brush

The hair that grows from your taint

Damn you have some nasty duck brush

by The real Paul July 2, 2016

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Duck Season

A Horror VR/PC game about the game "Duck Hunt" by Nintendo originally made in 1984.

Dude, have you heard of the new horror game, Duck Season?
It was so scary!
I almost started to cry!

by Chxrrixchu May 4, 2020

Duck Sim

Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.

Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel

A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.

by Knakharses November 13, 2011

russian duck

an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.

"dude that Russian duck farted in my mouth"

by big B-F June 29, 2009