I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.
by FSO900 May 13, 2016

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013

The group of guys at lunch that play football You would call them the f Boi squad but the can't get anyone They have tried to flex on you and flirt with you multiple times (probably all of them likes that thot who laughs at there bad jokes)
by lugrayay April 30, 2019

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

People who go on spring break during the middle of a pandemic and say things like: “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”
by ButchMasterK March 25, 2020

A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.
Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
by douchebag raping January 28, 2021

Hey look at that Douchebag smoking Smoking his little Vape!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
by Makkyak May 1, 2020
