When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.
by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020
Get the Key Divemug. It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
Get the olympic gold medal nose dive into the bedmug. the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second
by djob9601 August 16, 2015
Get the Jesus Divemug. To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
Get the Dive-Scoopmug. A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.
Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
Get the scooby-diving suitmug. When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
Get the Freedom Divemug. 1. An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic regarding a person you would call a freak or freakazoid.
2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.
2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.
1. Last night I couldn't sleep so I did a freak dive on that weird guy on Instagram.
2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?
2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?
by wuhluhwuh? December 23, 2024
Get the Freak divemug.