Dick Down December

Following “No Nut November”, Single men smash as many females as they wish in the month of December.

Guy 1: Bro, it’s finally December! You know what that means?
Guy 2: Christmas presents?
Guy 1: That and it’s also Dick Down December!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m ready for it! I’ve been waiting for No Nut November to end!

by KingTau November 8, 2018

decider

A decider is someone who makes decisions on issues using a lack of judgment and intelligence. Typically a decider has a propensity of sticking his head up his ass. He usually lets even more idiotic people make the actual decisions for him.

Apparently, The Decider is George W. Bush.

"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

by csl August 29, 2008

December 8th

The day the most beautiful girl in the world was born, the day where time stops everytime she smiles and every glance will make u want her even more....she is more than perfect and should be treated with care, she is very special and loving and kind and smart and beautiful not to mention her eyes are the most beautiful things in the world, dont even get me started on that one cute dimple jeeez man december 8th an angel was born.

Alex: man what an angel
Shawn: i know man, shes so perfect
Alex: ya man who knew december 8th girls were so special.

by Shortcakkeee October 17, 2019

Deck

To punch someone very hard, knocking them to the ground in some cases - hence "deck", to "deck" someone as in putting them on a deck.

Johnny decked Tim, and he fell to the floor his face bleeding.

by Theo Townsend February 27, 2004

Decked

To Deck, To get decked; to hit or be hit viciously hard without mercy, usually in the mouth or nose region. To strike down upon another human with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger.

"I just decked Stephanie in the nose cuz the bitch didnt have my money"

"If my manager doesnt give me next friday off ima deck him right in his mouth

by FatChamp June 14, 2006

December 16th

If you were born on December 16th you are one of the cutest people to ever live, you have at least 10 people who secretly have a crush on you

When’s your birthday?

Oh it’s December 16th.
Well, then I know your cute

by Asian girl 🍜🍲🍘🍙🍡 November 24, 2019

parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007