Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

by reggiefag November 12, 2011

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))

He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump

by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017

dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

dank gash

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"

by Veseylad50 September 2, 2016

dank piff

Dank piff is used to describe a potent strain of the devils lettuce or in other words CANNABIS

Wow jheez my G bludda, that sure is some damn dank piff you have in that doobie

by bobbetamcswaggikings December 25, 2019

ba-dank

similar to the word dank meaning of great quality or awesomeness (referring to weed), but pertaining to a more broad expanse of topics such as food, clothes, girls/guys, situations, etc.

Dude just got the most ba dank burrito... You aced your mid-term? Ba-dank!

by rankT May 3, 2009

dank cavity

A place to hide your weed. Preferably, an exotic mixture of high grade ganja.

Dude, now that you smoke, do you have a dank cavity?

by RastaSparky September 19, 2016