Loose Meat Disease

A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."

Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.

by Shenk44 January 10, 2018

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

Big dick disease

Koen.

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.

by Hikoenitsmeelena November 2, 2019

Tyler Durden Disease

Another way of explaining Dissociative Identity Disorder, or a person with a split personality.

Gollum/Sméagol have Tyler Durden Disease.

by Jon Snow 15 February 18, 2021

budussy disease 101

new discovery, people w the juicest fattest most wettest ussys get it. the longer u have it the bigger they r.

Barbie: Yo, I jus got budussy disease 101
Ken: Holy fuck!!! I need some now plz

by pussygobbler3512 May 6, 2022

Africian Gunga Disease

An outbreak of herpes so wet and puss filled ones underpants become soaked.

Man, I gotta change my underwear, this Africian Gunga Disease is killing me.

by Bong Satan September 7, 2011