A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.
by thebrontrontickle4 July 05, 2022
by Jon Snow 15 February 18, 2021
A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."
Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.
by Shenk44 January 10, 2018
Koen.
by Hikoenitsmeelena November 03, 2019
Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.
by Bloody nutsacks April 26, 2020
by Bong Satan September 06, 2011
When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.
by GermanVermin August 19, 2014