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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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Air Curtain

A pile of scrap metal that used to be a senior design project, commonly referred to as the "iron curtain" after the incident.
"Man that air curtain sure was a waste of time."
by Dezarron March 27, 2015
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Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin
The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain
by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021
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curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on
Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
by Rob_11 April 13, 2016
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
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curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.
Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.
by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017
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the curtains will close

it will end.
Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
by mr no name kid February 20, 2017
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