by i_eat_dog November 02, 2019
by Curtainlover420 December 14, 2020
1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
by jinsie April 04, 2023
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...
Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...
Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny
by Shanillia April 09, 2016
The guy with the beer muscles had to find a spot to put his dinghy when he realized it wasn't doing any good for show purposes to try and take it behind the curtain with him.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
by Yah sayings June 08, 2022
“curtain” being an act of grading on the shower curtains while signing a Katy perry song until the curtain gets stuck in between your cheeks
by Mrtoesuckler May 19, 2022