a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.
*making out*......*front door opens*
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"
male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*
10-mins later....
*shirt gets thrown in*
5 mins later.....
female-"go, go now!"
male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"
by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007
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