cross ass to mouth pollination

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.

Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

by aj2893 December 23, 2006

cross the road?

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."

This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.

"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."

...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.

I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

burning cross

a wooden cross,(usually cedar due to its long lasting burning qualities) placed in someones yard implying that they should move away.

Look its a burning lower case t for "time to leave".

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Holy Cross High School

A piece of shit private school in Waterbury, CT that is full of either stuck-up rich pussies or kids who are only there because their parents make them. The kids there think that they're hardcore for smoking weed once or twice a year, and have no idea about anything crazier than getting drunk.

Holy Cross High School Kid: Hey, I'm really cool. Last year, i stole one of my parents beer cans and me and 5 of my friends got so wasted.

Normal Kid: You're actually a fucking pussy.

by x BL0WiNL04DZ x December 23, 2009

Cross Keys

A really awesome folk-rock band from New Tripoli, PA.

I went to see Cross Keys at Musikfest and they rocked out!

by Dogtown Dan Metzger October 11, 2007

cross-mojulation

When the sex-appeal, "groove", or mojo of two individuals or parties become intertwined causing some sort of an unpredictable and/or explosive result.

From "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery".

Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

by Adrienne Wall December 2, 2007

Crossing Streams

When two men are peeing and they make there piss streams clash together.

Billy and Jason were crossing streams in the forest.

by BigWordMan January 26, 2021