Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.

Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank

by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022

Hekkin CHONKER

A very hekkin big boi

He's a Hekkin CHONKER

by Orangewater4902 January 26, 2022

big cocker

Someone with a massive throbbing horse cock that only goes right in Mario party (so not Fabio)

You my friend are a big cocker

by 6wakanda9 March 25, 2022

pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert

jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety

by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

Unnecessary Concern

A person that puts a ton of concern on something that isn't related directly or indirectly related to them, this person is usually a pessimist and an overthinker (May or may not be thinking of multiple scenarios in their head).
After realizing their mistake they will usually feel stupid or guilty when it is revealed.

Person 1 : I'm gonna buy something from 7 / 11 wait here.
Person 2 : Ok
Person 2's Mind : (Someone's gonna rob the place and shoot him or maybe he trips and falls on his head on a sharp object)

Person 1 : I'm back
Person 2 : Fuck, I feel so stupid for worrying
Person 1 : Stop placing unnecessary concern on stupid shit

by just_a_guy_with_a_p3n1$ May 11, 2022

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022