Comedy

Funny stuff that makes you die on the inside but laugh on the outside

What the hell is comedy???????

by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017

Come out the fog

An irish slang that can be said in many ways, such as "Come out the fog", "Mup outta the fog", etc.
Basically means stop being stupid, come to your senses, be serious or realistic.
A different way of telling someone to stop acting the muppet.

"I'm going to fly to the moon"
"Oh willa come out the fog"

by FatherAli March 6, 2017

comeback

The art of replying to something/someone with a witty word, statement or sentence.

Donald Trump: Atlantic City was a great place, I loved it. It was really something that had such potential and it's been hurt so badly by a lot of bad political decisions.
<pause>
David Letterman: Has your barber ever made a bad decision?
<applause>
Random Joe: Now that's a comeback.

by FemaleArseholeServant October 29, 2017

to come to a head

to reach a critical or crucial stage, that is, to get worse.

to come to a head: At the end of the week, everything came to a head and Sam was fired.

by Erick Ferrari November 29, 2015

Vantablack Comedy

One of the darkest forms of comedy known, Vantablack Comedy absorbs up to 99.965% of audiences' collective dignity.

"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"

by rm84 May 10, 2018

Ovey Comeaux High School

As of 2018, the only high school in the entire nation where everyone has a god damn vape. The most popular one is a Juul. Trahan lookin thicc i might fuckup on her daughter and get that bitch preg and eat up on her braed and suck up on her tiites the fuck up on her oncle so i can get him pregg with a side of egg and then suck on her toes so i can get that extra credit.

Common abbreviations include: OCHS/Homo Como/Como Homo/Southside Classic

Guy in Louisiana: Yo, been to homo como? (Ovey Comeaux High School)
Guy not in Louisiana: The fuck ya mean baw.

by sister scott December 20, 2018

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020