Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

by HyperLynx September 22, 2016

12 O' Clock Tuck

When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.

"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker

by Brandoner Smith January 12, 2008

Five o' clock eyeshadow

The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.

Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.

by The Lulzinator September 12, 2009

tick-tock-clock

A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.

Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock

by yahnahbrah April 10, 2015

Pimms O' Clock

Used when about to shoot at goal in a British football match, to both alert team-mates and scare opposition.
Also used as a exclamation when celebrating a goal.

James: Pimms O' Clock! (fires a soaring shot over the bar)
Dan: Maybe not quite yet then.

by Jimbozi August 5, 2008

off the clock on the cock

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business

What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

by masterdopey October 9, 2009

clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007