Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 17, 2010

Mutton Chop

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."

by xxkookie70 September 29, 2018

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ April 04, 2018

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

B-chop

A judo chop directly to the asshole.

"I just landed a sweet b-chop on my international law professor."

"Chad b-chopped me so hard I can't go to the gym."

by TheFrenchman6789 September 26, 2017

beefy chops

a females loose pussy flaps

eww, that old bitch has beefy chops

by d September 27, 2004

gudy chop

a nasty phrase said by a nasty person while wearing sunglasses and holding a rifle

"gudy chop"
"yack"

by jeandme November 08, 2013