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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Choke on a Strawberry

A way for queer people to tell other queer people that they made out with or had sex with a person of the same gender.
"Did you actually choke on a strawberry last night?"
by MoonyTalks July 16, 2025
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
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Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...
Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .
by baglady2713 June 4, 2019
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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024
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Choke

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..
by danniellajoy May 5, 2011
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