Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.

Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.

by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019

Butt Chode

When a man's anus prolapses to an extent that it can act as a supplementary penis.

I love how my boyfriend's butt chode rubs my clit

by Josi4446567 February 28, 2019

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019