Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have

We have six kids but Marcus is our love child

by Kingo10 June 15, 2023

Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023

child NFSW

excuse me what the absolute fuck

child NFSW is

illegal or something idk i never looked it up

by someone else thats not u April 12, 2021

man child

someone who's immature, indecisive and doesn't know how to respect people. they only whine like a 4 year old.

the 45th American president is a man child

by vangogh October 16, 2017

Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

child boy

A physically grown man that behaves like a kid.

He was lookin' at me like I was a child boy!

by MAN BABYYYY July 13, 2010

Flower Child

A hippie-esque person that does not do drugs/smoke.

"Hey, is Cindy gonna join us outside for a smoke?"
"No dude, she's a total flower child."

by DJ-Dizzy June 23, 2009