Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

child NFSW

excuse me what the absolute fuck

child NFSW is

illegal or something idk i never looked it up

by someone else thats not u April 12, 2021

man child

someone who's immature, indecisive and doesn't know how to respect people. they only whine like a 4 year old.

the 45th American president is a man child

by vangogh October 16, 2017

Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

child boy

A physically grown man that behaves like a kid.

He was lookin' at me like I was a child boy!

by MAN BABYYYY July 13, 2010

Flower Child

A hippie-esque person that does not do drugs/smoke.

"Hey, is Cindy gonna join us outside for a smoke?"
"No dude, she's a total flower child."

by DJ-Dizzy June 23, 2009