Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022
Get the Carrotmug. When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
Get the Carrot Bitemug. A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically
Invalid if the person is ginger himself
Invalid if the person is ginger himself
"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"
"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"
"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"
by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018
Get the carrot lovermug. when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc
by poopedonlife February 26, 2014
Get the carrots and breadsticksmug. by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017
Get the carrot farmmug. Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025
Get the Ass carrotmug. by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
Get the Human Carrotmug.