Diabetes Card #1
Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay
#2
Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit
Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay
#2
Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit
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A trucksnutz owner was insecure and decided to print out a Man Card to feel manly.
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner
by GrowUpHumans December 24, 2017
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1. The distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity; individuality. (If your card is getting “pulled”, you are going to get fucked up)
2. The set of behavioral or personal characteristics by which an individual is recognizable as a member of a group.
3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age. “You card that shorty?”
1. The distinct personality of an individual regarded as a persisting entity; individuality. (If your card is getting “pulled”, you are going to get fucked up)
2. The set of behavioral or personal characteristics by which an individual is recognizable as a member of a group.
3. To check the identification of, especially in order to verify legal age. “You card that shorty?”
Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E
by Matt Hoyt February 10, 2004
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Strange version of Strong Bad, never really became famous. Lazy and has a combover. For other Strong Bad wannabes, see Sir Strong Bad or Stinkoman.
by Homsar June 20, 2004
Get the Senior Cardgage mug.what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.
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