Cape Retardo

A more appropriate name for the town of Cape Girardeau, given that most residents of Cape and neighboring Jackson are afflicted with some form of mental illness

I wish I could find one normal person to talk to... but, unfortunately, this is Cape Retardo

by American Cynic August 25, 2008

Cape Girls

Cape Girls, aren't like other girls. Cape girls don't care what they're doing, they'll make an ass of themselves in public. Bon fire anyone? Sure just don't forget to get caught and chased by the police! Cape girls don't care about the one night standers-they happen all the time. Just as long as you're by the ocean with a drink in hand ANYTHING GOES. Hey, you may meet that one cute summer boy but every Cape Girl knows there's more where that comes from. Take some of your friends and do it "CAPE GIRL STYLE" scope out some hotties, maybe give them a fake number? Who knows. It doesn't really matter.. Because your vacation is OUR LIFE.

"Let's go do it Cape Girl Style"

by Cape Cod Babe September 26, 2005

Cape

Cape Cod, massive tourist location in Eastern MA. Home to beautiful beaches, crazy parties, chill peeps, and countless irreplaceable memories.

Hey man, this summer we gotta go hit up the Cape!

by the beach bum October 23, 2008

shit-canned

to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.

Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.

by Italian Stallion September 24, 2005

Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009

Cape Town

The gayest city on the planet.

Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.

Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town

by George McBob May 18, 2009

Caner

It's a term for an old person that uses a cane

Hey that old guy over there is a caner

by Caner2003 December 10, 2016