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Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!
by keith0824 July 18, 2010
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A,B connection

The ass and ball connection. The part of the body that connects a man's ass and balls. Also know as taint, durf
"Some girl went nuts on my A,B connection last night."

"It smells like a foul A, B connection in here."
by Fawna A. March 8, 2007
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deep connection

Deep connection can mean two thing for certain:
1. An unprecedented bond or feeling or closeness.
2. A feeling of intimacy from have sexual relations with another.
When I have a deep connection with someone, I can't stop thinking about them.
by 714stonerbabe September 11, 2018
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concertmaster

Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress
The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.
by alexisnot January 6, 2008
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Concernicus

a point of worry to where one freaks out;
a word derived from to many nights sitting up listening to and watching Dane Cook with stupid friends until you decide to sit outside Walgreens at 1 A.M.
Friend 1: "She's not here yet. I'm getting worried."
Friend 2: "She always does this to me!!! She just TRIES to make me concernicus!"
Friend 1: " Dude..chill out..."
by Godmother Moose July 7, 2008
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Connected

Being 'connected' refers to people who are in touch with their surroundings, a sense of true self, and have a deep, instinctual empathy for fellow human beings. They are often perceived as 'odd' or eccentric by others but are extremely intelligent and often misunderstood and underestimated.

'Connected' people will frequently feel deep sadness, crippling frustration, an un-expressable rage and/or proactive rebellion when presented with the un-justices of the world, prejudice, discrimination, fickle bullshit, and the cruelties and atrocities committed by their fellow human beings.

Some people believe that everyone is potentially 'connected', depending on whether they open their minds to their capacity to connect to themselves, fellow humans and the world around them; whilst others will maintain that tests have shown only 2% of the worlds population demonstrate the associated qualities and characteristics of someone who is 'connected' and is a result of genetic trends and programming.

Many 'connected' people have been burdened with the term 'gifted and talented', whilst this term identifies their inquisitive minds and ability to learn, it can act to segregate someone from their peers, and encourage them to develop a sense of social awkwardness, perceived aloofness and/ or extreme bouts of arrogance.
They're not odd, they're just connected.
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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coner

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
Fucking coners screwed us over again.
by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 27, 2005
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