Shakin the can

The act of male masturbation.

It was derived from the the Wii game Mario Party 8, because they have a game called shaking the can where you shake the controller as hard as you can and it looks like you are masturbating.

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin Shakin the can to some gay porn

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

canned cheese

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004

can of worms

A can filled with worms. Often used to describe the feeling of inserting ones genitalia (male) into a vagina where the male is indifferent to a particular vagina.

Man, I can't believe I hit that bitch last night, she was nasty. (Supportive friend) Hey man, can of worms..

by Yogurt February 17, 2004

oil can

A large thick long cock that you shove into the dames violently!

Ronnie shoved his oil can deep in Amanda's ass till she cried.

by Clift July 5, 2006

Trash-Canning

An anti-social statement to one's sexual partner whereas the mark is forced to shit -as a laugh, hence the term: Trash-canning. Trash-canning is funny! An act of rectal plunging. Mind Games: When you want to think of an excuse to dump someone. Trash-canning is funny!

Mario was Trash-Canning Princess and succeeded in getting her to poop!

by Doll-Fish June 1, 2007

can of tuna

short, fat dick

i opened my can of tuna all over her face

by anonymous June 12, 2006

snuff can

When your dick is rounder than it is long, you have no shaft at all. Just one big, or little dick head attached between your navel and rectum.

Stapleton!!!!! stop packing your snuff can, you have no shaft, you have to rub it out.

by Aaron,Dave and Chamberlin February 4, 2006